Frank Kern – The Blog

Hi it’s Frank Kern here – no not the famous Frank Kern of Mass Control fame (I wish) but rather just me, plain old Frank Kern, 30ish Brit, a little larger and lotta shorter than I’d ideally be, mother of one, wife of another, car owning, mortgage paying, average kinda gal.

Frank you say? But you’re a girl! Well ten out of ten for observation so perhaps a little explanation. You see I was born Francesca, which morphed into Frankie which in turn became shortened to Frank. Maybe in a year I’ll be F and two from now just a guttural sound.
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The Other Frank Kern

OH TO BE THE OTHER FRANK KERN. I’ve looked him up – he seems to be some kind of internet marketing type, a self styled guru. Apparently he’s handsome, he’s certainly tanned – and those teeth! Have there ever been teeth so white? Is WHITE even as white as Frank Kern’s teeth.
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Which Frank Kern is Which?

There are two (probably more) people called Frank Kern. There’s the American surfer dude multi-millionaire and then there’s me. I’m obviously not he and he certainly isn’t me. So if you’re looking for the other one you’re in the wrong place – take away the dash in my domain, remove a Y chromosome and you’ve got him.

So now which Frank Kern is which is sorted, what now?

Well I guess it’s down to me and my writings. I’ll be using this blog to talk about really dull things. Well, dull to you – but to me they’re interesting. My life, my work, my family – all that kind of thing.

I’ll probably put up some photos, maybe link to a few things I find interesting – I don’t know, it’s early days yet and I’ve never blogged before. Blame my husband, he said “Get a blog” so I did and this is it. Will it be interesting? Will I write it regularly?

Well if my teen or early adult diaries are anything to go by no – I probably won’t. I’ll do a post a day for a week, then maybe one a week and then it’ll be left in some cyber drawer gathering spam. Hopefully not though – hopefully I’ll make an effort.

So there you go. I’m Frank Kern and this is my blog.