Frank Kern – The Blog
Hi it’s Frank Kern here – no not the famous Frank Kern of Mass Control fame (I wish) but rather just me, plain old Frank Kern, 30ish Brit, a little larger and lotta shorter than I’d ideally be, mother of one, wife of another, car owning, mortgage paying, average kinda gal.
Frank you say? But you’re a girl! Well ten out of ten for observation so perhaps a little explanation. You see I was born Francesca, which morphed into Frankie which in turn became shortened to Frank. Maybe in a year I’ll be F and two from now just a guttural sound.
The Other Frank Kern
OH TO BE THE OTHER FRANK KERN. I’ve looked him up – he seems to be some kind of internet marketing type, a self styled guru. Apparently he’s handsome, he’s certainly tanned – and those teeth! Have there ever been teeth so white? Is WHITE even as white as Frank Kern’s teeth.
Which Frank Kern is Which?
There are two (probably more) people called Frank Kern. There’s the American surfer dude multi-millionaire and then there’s me. I’m obviously not he and he certainly isn’t me. So if you’re looking for the other one you’re in the wrong place – take away the dash in my domain, remove a Y chromosome and you’ve got him.
So now which Frank Kern is which is sorted, what now?
Well I guess it’s down to me and my writings. I’ll be using this blog to talk about really dull things. Well, dull to you – but to me they’re interesting. My life, my work, my family – all that kind of thing.
I’ll probably put up some photos, maybe link to a few things I find interesting – I don’t know, it’s early days yet and I’ve never blogged before. Blame my husband, he said “Get a blog” so I did and this is it. Will it be interesting? Will I write it regularly?
Well if my teen or early adult diaries are anything to go by no – I probably won’t. I’ll do a post a day for a week, then maybe one a week and then it’ll be left in some cyber drawer gathering spam. Hopefully not though – hopefully I’ll make an effort.
So there you go. I’m Frank Kern and this is my blog.